![]() ![]() "Our high school JV boys team always played the varsity girls as the final tune-up match before the season, and it always got a lot of our fellow students out to watch and cheer, kind of like something out of a teen movie. Didn't realize it until I kicked the flag haha." So there was less space to put the ball than normal. Went to take the first corner kick, noticed there wasn't an arc, but a right triangle instead. Happened back in high school, played on a super sketchy field. ![]() "I kicked the corner flag and broke my ankle. ended up screaming "take a shit!" at a teammate who then completely screwed it up laughing." "Conflated yelling "take a shot" and "have a hit". The ref took pity and didn't card me. It took everything in my soul to not react as there was a solid number of spectators who were a mix of laughter and horror from the blood." Instant eye watering and blood pouring out of my nose. Right into a concrete wall where it rocketed back straight into my face. I was really frustrated so I smashed the ball. "Playing indoor and was chasing a ball down the pitch. ![]() My buddy said "Nice shorts!" I looked down and to my horror saw myself in my bare underoos! I had forgotten my soccer shorts!" I pulled off my track pants and jumped into the field. Game was about to start and the players were beckoning me on. "I was rushing to an indoor game and got there just in time. First touch was a guy blasting the ball into my nuts and then the ref blowing the whistle ending the game." Here are the top 15 stories found on the thread that will have you feeling pretty good it didn’t happen to you. These fails will have you getting cramps at how silly and unfortunate these stories are. User u/Puzzle-grooves01 asked the soccer community: “What was your 'epic fail' soccer story on the pitch?” and it provided some hilarious responses. Why am I reliving one of the most embarrassing moments in my short soccer career? Well, the memory was dislodged from the never-think-about-it-again section in my head because of a thread on Reddit. ![]()
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